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Funny Christmas quotes 2017

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List Of Funny Christmas quotes 2017

  1. May your longest list this Christmas be the one that counts your blessings.
  2. Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  3. Would you like some Christmas thanks or perhaps a bunch of Christmas pranks?

Christmas funny quotes

  1. Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? ~Bart Simpson
  2. Why were there only three kings at Jesus’ birth? Elvis had not yet entered the building.
  3. Giving me a Christmas ornament as a Christmas gift is like bringing vitamins to my funeral.
  4. From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

Funny merry christmas quotes

  1. Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas. ~Melanie White
  2. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson
  3. Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~Kin Hubbard
  4. This Christmas let’s try to keep things in their proper perspective. After all, credit cards do have their limits.

Funny Christmas movie quotes

  1. This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
  2. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: ‘Toys not included’. ~Bernard Manning
  3. If you mistakenly wrap a Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”… You can always write “to Jesus” on it.

 Funny Christmas quotes 2017

  1. You can feel a real let-down after Christmas. Especially when all you have to look forward to is your New Year’s resolutions. ~Melanie White
  2. One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. ~Andy Rooney

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